Dear Someone's God!

"sonicgabe" (gabeloewenberg) 03/20/2016 at 00:13 • Filed to: Blah!

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I saw this today. Well, not this one, but one just like it. The GMC Envoy XUV. It was one of the most repulsive vehicles I’ve ever seen. Pictures do not accurately reflect how horrendous this abomination looks in person. I’d rather be seen in an Aztec than this bloated, disproportionate monstrosity.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > sonicgabe 03/20/2016 at 00:23

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yeah, but it’s got a neat roof.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > sonicgabe 03/20/2016 at 00:30

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I think those wheels make it seem worse than it really is.

pjhusa > sonicgabe 03/20/2016 at 00:31

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and those 3-spoked wheels... ugh

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > sonicgabe 03/20/2016 at 00:33

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When it came out I thought it was the coolest thing ever. It’s like an Avalanche with a trunk you might or might not want to close.

M54B30 > sonicgabe 03/20/2016 at 00:36

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The wheels are atrocious but it was crazy how versatile it was.

If I found one for sale around me, I’d buy it in a heartbeat

TheOnelectronic > sonicgabe 03/20/2016 at 00:58

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That’s... really not that bad.

samssun > sonicgabe 03/20/2016 at 01:00

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It’s the wagon version of a truck, so it ought to be 100% Oppo approved.

sonicgabe > sonicgabe 03/20/2016 at 04:11

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In person, it looked so awful. Just awful. I was horrified.

Moves-Like-Senna > sonicgabe 03/20/2016 at 11:03

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Why are there a ton of these in Cali/AZ/Nevada?

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > sonicgabe 03/20/2016 at 13:16

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And they made another one!

Marcus > sonicgabe 03/20/2016 at 18:54

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Couldn't be satisfied with the Avalanche.

TheJMan92 > sonicgabe 03/21/2016 at 14:05

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I saw a Murano Crosscabriolet the other day. It’s a giant hulking mass of disgusting, I didn’t actually realize how big and ugly they are until that moment.

sonicgabe > TheJMan92 03/21/2016 at 16:59

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JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > sonicgabe 03/24/2016 at 17:28

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Really cool in my opinion

But nightmares to maintain. Those roof things like to break. And they cost about as much as the whole truck is worth to fix...

Svend > sonicgabe 03/25/2016 at 17:53

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Wow. That car is just so bland. I feel like all colour has drained away from my life looking at it leaving everything a dull shade of black and white.